Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Paris Fashion Week: WTF - Tuesday Edition

There has been a whole lotta ugly coming down the runway over the past few days, and I've had almost no time to celebrate it all with you.  Let's do so now, shall we?

The Vivienne Westwood show was ridiculous, but then that's her thing, so that's cool.  Not so cool was the weird shoe polish smears that were all over the models faces.  The first girl kind of has a zombie thing going on, but the other two just look like dirty strangeness.

Limi Feu had some odd proportions going on, but who would notice with the models all sporting frizzy comb-overs?  Me, I noticed.


Sassy old broad hair-dos over at Jean Paul Gaultier.  Do not get.  Coco is almost pulling it off. 

Do I really need to say anything about this look from Veronique Leroy?  Didn't think so.

I know that I am alone in my dislike for the Givenchy show, but I thought it was ugly and confusing.  Everyone is talking about how sexy it was, but was it really?  I would not feel sexy in these clothes, nor would I want the attention of someone got turned on by them.
These censored pin-up tops are really confusing.  If you want to put something shocking on your shirt why would you cover part of it?  Either own and work it, or wear something less offensive. 

Need a dumb hat?  They had those too.

For the most part I really liked the Chanel show, but these two looks gave me the giggles.

Finally we have Stella McCartney, who I usually really like, but this collection was not my favorite.  A lot of stuff was so over sized.  These look like Talking Heads suits.

Then there was this look.  I imagine myself walking out of my bedroom for a night out wearing this look and saying to my husband, "I'm ready to go."  He's so good about telling me that I look great no matter what I'm wearing, but I imagine this might actually get him to ask me if I'm planning to wear this outside. 

All photos from Style.com.

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