Paris Leftovers : WTF - Final Edition

This week has been pretty awful.  I have been grumpy and work has been stressful, but this morning was the absolute worst.  I was awoken at 3:25 because our dog had locked herself in the bathroom.  She does this all the time; she goes in to get a drink out of the toilet in the middle of the night, accidentally pushes the door closed so she can’t get out, and then proceeds to whine and cry loudly until I come open the door for her.  Last night I decided to grab a tissue out of the bathroom before I went back to bed, and when I walked in I could feel that the floor was wet.  I cursed at the thought that Lula, my dog, had peed on the floor while trapped in the bathroom (she’s done that before too) but when I turned on the light I saw that the whole floor was wet.  Looking up I saw that there was a yellow liquid dripping from one of the light fixtures in the ceiling.  Vomit.  I love dealing with crap like this in the middle of the night.  Luckily we rent, so I don’t have to worry about fixing it, but that shit was foul.

Let's take a moment to forget about all that and focus on some the leftover goofy shit that was shown in Paris during fashion week.

Julien David sent models down the runway looking like this.  Believe me, there are some days I wish I could just wear a bag with a picture of a face on it rather than having to try to make my own face work.  The boots are pretty fucking awesome though, especially the ones with the blue soles.

This Miu Miu look is so dumpy I can hardly stand it.  And, why would you ruin these shoes by pairing them with this thing? 

So a big look for sure this fall will be sheer jodhpurs.  So says Louis Vuitton.  Could these be less flattering?

I guess so.  Look at all these elements together, I don't even know where to start.

I don't actually mind this outfit, but what is going on with the boobs here?  The shape that's being created through the bust is so unappealing.

Speaking of goofy shit being done to boobs, what is the point of these harnesses and boob flaps that were shown at Alexander McQueen? I felt the show as a whole was little underwhelming, it looked more like a retrospective to me than a new collection which is it's own issue, but these harness things really rubbed me the wrong way.

The worst crime against boobs this season was committed by the new designer at Mugler.  Look at this thing.  I can't stand how stupid it looks with those little teeny cups just sort of floating there.

And finally, also stupid at Mugler were these sheer latex pants paired with what appears to be a pair of Hanes Her Way briefs. 

All photos from Style.com.  Have a good weekend!