Horrible Shit

I haven't posted in a few days because I've just been feeling really uninspired and distracted and tired and blah.  This morning I thought to myself, "I'm going to try to find something to write about today that I'm really excited by."  That did not happen.  I started looking on Need Supply and found all this crap that left me not only wondering who would actually wear this shit, but also what asshole made this shit and thought it was good?  Let us begin.

We'll start off easy here with some stupid looking jeans.  Tight Fringe jeans by Cheap Monday, on sale for $29.99.  I wonder why.   I don't understand why you would want to sew wads of string to your pants like this. Dumb.

These gladiator sandals with bows going up the back are so clunky looking.  Nicoletta Bow Tall Sandal by Plomo for $297.00.  Boo.

Can you believe this sweater dress is sold out?  Fear not, you can be notified when it's back in stock.  What a dumpy, sad-sack of a garment.  What an awful print.   And it may be because I just watched Black Swan, but this nail polish looks like bleeding finger tips.  Lawn Party Sweater Dress for $58.00.  Yuck.

How uncomfortable do these shoes look?  They literally have no arch support.   I saw these shoes and my first thought was "Fuck you to who ever designed these."  I can feel my arches ripping away from the bottom of my foot just looking at these uglies.   Benched Cut Out Platform by Jeffrey Campbell for $187.00.  You can pre-order them now, but you won't get them till mid-July.  Despair.

Look at this top.  Why would you want to do this to your boob?  Why would you want wrinkled droopy dangly-ness there?  The Dirty Grande by As Is for $45.00, belt not included.  Darn.

Finally we have these One of a Kind (OMG!) boots.  Yours for $380.00, yes, you read that right.  These are described as "vintage boots with draped accessories."  So these are some old boots the designer bought and then applied a little Miss Havisham treatment to, and they are now clearly worth $380.  Imagine these on your feet.  Imagine walking around out in public in these boots.  Shudders.